Is Rebecca Black a Sith?

As Obi-Wan said in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." Her crappy song, "Friday," gives three absolute statements: "yesterday WAS Thursday," "today it IS Friday," "tomorrow IS Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards." This song is completely inaccurate on any other day of the week. Also, her "harmony" on the chorus is literally painful to the ears, which is clearly a very diabolical weapon. Is it possible she's an evil Sith apprentice?